Return of the Mak

I never really liked this, but I always ALWAYS end up brushing it off, even though in the back of my head it really irritates me.  

Couples, I’m going to have to ask you to refrain from cuddling while in the presence of my home.  I am already nice enough to have you come inside and make yourselves comfortable.  But please, not too comfortable.  Do that shit on your own private time.  I understand that you and your significant other would like to express your feelings in intimate ways.  But still, do that shit on your own private time.

Although, In the situation that we are in another house hold, and the host of the house allows of such actions.. by all means, get freaky if you wish.  

But get that shit outa mah crib homeboi!!  ain’t nobody tryna see that shit homie foreals!  You betta act like you know once you step in mah crib booi or its bouta git ugly up in hiyuh nawmean?

Thank you.